Bedtime, two nights ago

*Clair de Lune plays on white noise machine*

Me: That’s Debussy.

Vale: Debussy.

*New World Symphony plays on white noise machine*

Me: That’s Dvorak.

Vale: Dvorak.

Me: Very good.

*Twinkle Twinkle plays on white noise machine*

Me: Mozart.

Vale: Mozart.

*Second movement of Pathetique plays on white noise machine*

Me: Beethoven

Vale: Vivaldi.

Me: What? No. Beethoven.

Vale: Vivaldi!

Me: No! Beethoven.

Vale: VALDI.